17 BAD pickup lines that will send you running

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I’ve experienced quite a few bad pickup lines in my lifetime. When you hear them, it’s that awkward moment when, you don’t know if you should laugh or accept the cheesy attempt of a compliment. Some guys are ruthless and some girls are silly enough to fall for these ridiculous set of lines.
I personally I think they are all hilarious and If you haven’t heard them before then TRUST ME YOU ARE LUCKY. Now you have the opportunity to read 17 of the worst pickup lines i’ve EVER HEARD.

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17 pickup lines you don’t want to hear

#1: They call me “coffee” because I grind so fine
#2: Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.
#3: You must be a pirate, cuz i’m diggin’ your chest!
#4: Nice legs, what time do they open?
#5: You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night
#6: Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to
#7: Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
#8: Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
#9: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
#10:Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, “Why?”] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”




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Wait there’s more…

#11: “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
#12: “Do You Come Here Often?”
#13:”Do you drive a Prius? Because up until now we’ve been pre-us.”
#14: Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I’d buy that for you. Seriously, what’s your cup size?
#15:Our long term relationship starts (looks at watch)….now.
#16:Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.
#17:The only STD I have is a sexually transmitted desire…for you.


GUYS WILL NEVER LEARN! 
Any DECENT guy wouldn’t dare use any of these on you.

REMEMBER THAT!… so steer clear! lol

So while you’re reminiscing about all the awful pick up lines you have encountered over the years why not pin this image below and see what your friends come up with!

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What are some bad experiences you’ve had? Sound off in the comments below and let’s chat!

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I’m a sassy Graphic Designer Millennial Mommy actually making sense of “Adulting”. I started the blog Stealstylist 5 years ago and turned it into Luxe Millennial where now all of my early twenties ramblings are housed! I talk about my Fav fashion and beauty picks while putting my Design Degree to use with Weekly Edits! Follow along my totally random and probably failed life encounters here then catch up on my travel excursions over on HerLuxeTravels.com :)

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2 Comments

  1. August 17, 2016 / 7:31 pm

    Is it wrong that I'm actually laughing at those? I mean those pick up lines are a perfect opening to stomp on the mans ego right after he states those. (Afterall he's stupid anough to mention those)

  2. September 27, 2016 / 8:25 pm

    Ha I actually quite like number 1 and 2! The worst I've ever heard was:
    Man – "How big is your polar bear"
    Girl – "What?"
    Man – "Your polar bear, how big is it?"
    Girl – "Errr I dunno"
    Man – "Ah well, at least it's big enough to break the ice!"

    Tragic

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